Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 14, 2012: Many thanks Billie. An Year Older, An Year Wiser! -, "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." The best people were born on this day! -, "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." I don't think it matches up to some of the 'greats', but without mentioning any names I have noticed how a few of the attractive film and TV stars I once fancied when I was a teenager are now succumbing to age-related illnesses! -, "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." -, "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." Aging is just a number unless it's eighty six." I can only imagine the funny quotes you have heard over the years about birthdays. I love it when they come to visit now. Alun. Well done. When you become old, your toys would become antiques. Thanks for nice collection of quotes. Oh, there are quotes about specific aspects of young adulthood—notably love and marriage, which may one day be the subject of another page of quotations—but not much else. -, "The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." And they help you reach it faster, too." In Life Challenges. I wouldn't want to be 22 or 25 in my head again. -, "The young always have the same problem—how to rebel and conform at the same time. :). Thanks for the bright spot in my Tuesday evening! Now that I'm older, I'm much more tolerant of myself, much kinder towards myself. It's Prentiss' birthday and they're on the road, again. A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. Cheers. -, "None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm." :). You are the most important part of my life. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on June 04, 2014: Engelta; Thank you Engie! Appreciated. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." Wisdom quotes. What the heck, might as well laugh because there really isn't anything else we can do to change the calendar! Thanks also to Frederick for your additional quote. Alun. I wonder why there are more for the older folks. I tell them, a paternity suit." See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, humor. How much patience you have, for instance." ... My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. Garrison Keillor. -, "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." -, "Children are one-third of our population and all of our future." Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Best Friend. -, "All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on February 09, 2014: Kathryn10000; A belated thank you very much for your comment! Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Another year older, none the wiser. -, "There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on January 27, 2017: Ivan Bilash; Thank you Ivan, and apologies for not replying to you sooner. I love the Woody Allen quotes. by Maureen November 27, 2018. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! I’m 52 and another year older…happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Jacqueline, happy birthday to me…hahahahaha. Funny Birthday Wishes » Older Wiser Birthday! Shaloo Walia from India on December 11, 2015: I love reading and sharing quotes. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. -, "The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. This year, I am a little stronger and a little wiser. And I agree with @stickydating, I love that they are broken down by category! -, "Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms." Buddy Hackett I would love to file each of these to memory but why strain my brain when I can carry notes in my purse?? Glad this collection of quotes has served a useful purpose for you, and I hope that the 40th birthday celebrations went well :) Alun, Anusha Jain; So sorry for not responding earlier than this to your comment Anusha. Happy Birthday. :). If you don't worry, you also die. I feel as though I'm getting smarter and wiser and learning a lot of things. "Babies are such a nice way to start people." It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net." -, "Children are a great comfort in your old age. Growing up is a choice. StrictlyQuotes from Australia on September 24, 2011: Great collection of quotes, I love how you've broken them into age groups too. I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. To more goofiness, more adventure, more fun times and no corona! I was at university at the same time as him. – Mary Schmich; You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. You're right - we can't alter the process of getting older, so we may as well take it philosophically and laugh! Growing up is a choice. 24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs. I'm a year older than him. on Pinterest. Thanks for sharing! What is better than a lovely birthday wish from the ones you love? Sorry I haven't included many serious or poignant ones. not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus." One of the best funny getting old quotes that refers to the hot flashes. I'd love it if you would take a look, as we wrote for the same subject. 33 Happy Birthday Wishes for Nephew turning a year Older (and Wiser) “His little hands stole my heart, his little feet ran away with it.”. They can be wise, witty, or foolish. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 27, 2015: peachpurple; Thanks peachy! There do seem to be more 'old' quotes. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up." My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on March 01, 2012: Thank you ahorseback for your visit! UltimateMovieRankings from Virginia on September 28, 2011: Nice hub...listed my favorites of each bunch....#8 Seinfeld on babies.....#18 Phyllis Diller on childhood....#4 Oscar Wilde on teenagers.....#2 Anonymous on Middle Age......#22 Robert Brault on old age and #7 Woody Allen on death...I love that quote ...I agree with it 100%. And that 11-year-old boy said, 'Isn't that a wonderful thing.' Sep 29, 2019 - Explore sue bevan's board "Getting older and wiser?" A Year Older, and Wiser? -, "Definition of dying: To suddenly stop sinning." Not just a person faces psychological and biological changes growing old, but the peer expectations also develop an unwanted pressure. -, "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on July 26, 2016: Say Yes To Life; Thank you Yoleen, for those suggestions. -, "You're only as old as the girl that you feel." -, "Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us. -, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. But as Groucho Marx said: "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. -, "You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser! Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things! -, "Youth is a wonderful thing. I know I could not be there in person, … For me, getting older doesn't mean throwing away a favourite-coloured lipstick or a fabulous pair of boots; instead, it's about harnessing all the great things I have learnt over the years about what does and doesn't suit me, and enjoying the way in which cleverly selected outfits can enhance the nice bits. I still feel as good as I … Posted by William Wallace on Apr 12, 2010 in Ramblings | 1 comment. I was looking for a quote for a friend's birthday manual his wife is producing for his 40th. If you could replace the tattered old body. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." Great and perceptive writers including Woody Allen manage to make people think at the same time as they are laughing :). Maybe next year. Maybe it would be nice to have the skin of a 20 year-old, though. -, "It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. #HappyBirthdayToMe. Your quotes would make a great app! -, "I can't think why mothers love them. I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. -, "Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." Better to be over the hill than buried under it. And that's all there is to it. It is an electrical installation firm up and running even to this day. -, "Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I think in the sixties, like all the Royals, he really had very little impact on my life at all and he seemed, if anything a lot older in his attitudes. . The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. You're only one day older, Than you were yesterday. Mary Norton from Ontario, Canada on February 13, 2015: I had fun reading these quotes. I ironed out the last creaseAs you packed piece by pieceInto the bright red bag he bought you. -, "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 09, 2018: Thank you Tim for your nice comment, and sorry for not replying sooner. This will make threatening him with it much more effective." -, "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." And particularly for listing my own contribution!! Age is definitely a state of mind! Where possible, the authors are attributed, and in a few cases, the quotes have been paraphrased. -, "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" -, "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -, "Don't let aging get you down. I`d like to thank my mom and … All you have to do is live long enough.". Aug 19, 2018 - Explore Denise Jackson's board "Older and Wiser Quotes" on Pinterest. -, "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Glad you enjoyed the list, and thanks for commenting. -, "If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." Who will save the day? -, "A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does." -, "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. Age is definitely a state of mind! Well I'm a very similar age to Prince Charles. Going old happens. Peace, Paula. It is not that you become fat in old age, but the bulk of information. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. Yoleen Lucas from Big Island of Hawaii on May 11, 2016: “I guess that's what saying good-bye is always like--like jumping off an edge. -, "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." I think I'd definitely agree about Seinfeld's quote, and probably Oscar Wilde's. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes." I'll give it a try to see if I prove competent to handle the technology!! Alun. - Anonymous, "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I read a two-penny magazine called 'The Hawk's Nest.' Happy birthday to me. -, "Even very young children need to be informed about dying. -, "Do not regret growing older. 66 quotes have been tagged as getting-older: Mandy Hale: ‘You’ll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Birthdays are just finger posts on the road to getting old… I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier. That is a good one, primarily because we all know how true it is! -, "By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out." See more ideas about quotes, inspirational quotes, words of wisdom. We must maintain a sense of humor. I hope you like some of them. -, "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." Powered by EnkiQuotes.com. Happy birthday dear friend! – Bob Hope; To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. These are all so ingenious and clever~~like the stuff we wish we'd have thought of! Appreciated! Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . -, "After 30, your body has a mind of its own." For some strange reason, I don’t seem to be getting any older. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on September 28, 2011: Thanks Cogerson! Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. -, "You can learn many things from children. This would be a great app- Made one with ibuildapp also called "The Perfect Husband App" - a "cheat sheet" for husbands with words their wives would love to hear. -, "There is still no cure for the common birthday." – Joshua Riley. ... My birthday is in two weeks which means I will be turning a year older. on Pinterest. You are the most important part of my life. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 27, 2018: Kathy; Thanks Kathy! Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 30, 2011: Thanks Derdriu for your nice comments. So many candles… so little cake. So, I will keep this simple and sweet: happy one year older my friend! -, "A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone. Today is my birthday! Here is my birthday wish to you: I hope you continue to live the wild and beautiful life that you have for the previous (age) years. 4: Lord, thank you … -, "It is better to wear out than to rust out." Including me. Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. The software is a bit restricting, but it's fun to try. Kate MacAlpine from Anywhere, USA on September 14, 2012: Greensleeves, excellent collection. I like getting older. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another." 66 quotes have been tagged as getting-older: Mandy Hale: ‘You’ll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. I found it adorable that my Aunt found this funny! And thanks for your story. -, "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. One Year Older, One Year Wiser poem by Russel Tanner. A year older, but none the wiser! It is of course my birthday today, I’m 39 years old again. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 18, 2013: Thanks iguidenetwork; the ring of truth in quotes like these does make the difference perhaps between a good joke and a great - albeit funny - observation on human life. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. -, "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. Alun. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year … Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . So why worry?" I, on the other hand, managed to create a collection of 100 inspiring quotes in one of my hubs. Is there really nothing at all humorous or witty to say about young adults? -, "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." Share. Sadly age happens to us all. This is a funny article which kept me laughing all the way through. It's a good feeling at my age to be able to still laugh (sincerely) over jabs at getting "older." ", "Labour doesn't end when the baby is born—that's when it begins." Appreciated :). I know you`re jealous. Great collection of quotations...very well done...I had fun going through the 100 quotes. -, "As you get older three things happen. Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. 36: I survived another year. Alun. -. The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. -, "Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. Just a little romantic ditty. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up - Anonymous". As you indicate, this is one of the problems with quotes - they do tend to get repeated and reshaped, and sometimes the originator gets forgotten! I just make an app for Android and will soon upload it for the iphone with ibuildapp.com. Don't know if it was original or if someone else had previously said this. -, "There is only one most beautiful child in the world and every mother has it." Kris Heeter from Indiana on March 01, 2012: What a wonderful collection - I'll be bookmarking this one! By Jacquelinejvp. -, "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it." Once you're in the air, there's nothing you can do but let go.”, “Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”, ― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss, “Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue).”. They can hold the baby and I can go out." You get old and realise there are no answers, only stories. advertisement. Customize and send this ecard. The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. I really enjoyed finding the quotes, some of which are so true, but in a very humerous kind of way. -, "Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened." Perhaps it's because long life allows a slightly jaundiced yet witty, philosophical viewpoint on the lives of those who experience it? It is one of the most difficult and precious times of the life. I believe a person continues learning throughout their life and with each year you get a little bit smarter or wiser. -, "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." ", "Definition of a boy: a noise with dirt on it." It will be the second birthday in a row where my twin sister has decided to … With age comes wisdom and chasing down another serial killer. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on May 03, 2017: Paula; Thanks for that Paula. Anyone can get old. Although they say that age is just a number, we all care about this number. -, "I am old enough to see how little I have done in so much time, and how much I have to do in so little." Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. Glad you enjoyed it! A funny birthday card for those people who just seem to never get any wiser as they get older. I am a year older and hopefully a year wiser. It was fun researching these quotes, some of which are remarkably perceptive as well as funny. Why not? Greensleeves Hubs: Your hub is such a riotous pleasure to read because it is so attractively organized and because the quotations are hilarious. Thank you for your collection. All you are in the pursuit of is collecting experiences - beautiful, fragile little soap bubbles that you store in your heart, and every once in a while you pull one out and gaze at the delicate pictures it shows you. When you become old, your toys would become antiques. Frederick Hansen. -, "I am not young enough to know everything." Alun. -, "Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. I really like both the Woody Allen death quotes though I must admit I left the grandfather bus driver quote till last because I thought it was the funniest (though whether it constitutes a genuine quote or just a joke is debateable). Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. ", "There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure." -, "The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it." Anusha Jain from Delhi, India on November 05, 2017: You have got an impressively huge collection here. We usually go to offices bidding for contracts. Greensleeves....So glad I came across this fabulous compilation of funny/witty quotes! As you will have your ups and downs There will be days you wish you were a clown But always remember our love for you Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years." Please feel free to quote limited text from this article on condition that an active link back to this page is included. The young don't necessarily appreciate the absurdities of some of their behaviour. All of them have a bit of wisdom within, especially the ones regarding aging and middle age. For people who get older but never any wiser! My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … My favorites are your own original contribution as well as those by Woody Allen, Bob Hope and Jerry Seinfeld. You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. Getting smarter and wiser you are too young to take it in the comic sense all the you... To a year older a year wiser funny everything. playing. becoming and cheers to a person faces psychological and biological changes old. Children Before turning them into teenagers. every man desires to live long enough... 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